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PRP:King Stinky

Page history last edited by Ark 13 years, 5 months ago

Players Involved: Thistle, Norii

Player Running: Heldesteth

Death-Ok

 

 

As the siege begins to get into a deeper swing, the Protectorate Forces have begun to resort to more underhanded tricks and desperate attempts to gain the upperhand. These range from laughably terrible failures to possible threats to the siege. Whether this current troubling news is one or the other, however, is yet to be determined. Outside the main camp, a captain has called the pair of you to deal with a new problem which has been brought to his attention from the most unusual of places... A kobold. Indeed, standing at the captain's side is an unarmed kobold in a simple leather jacket, no weapons on him as they have been confiscated just incase. "Gots us a problem here, folks. Seems the enemy forces might be gettin some reinforcements from some unwillin soldiers. This kobold here will fill you in..."

 

The kobold chirps up and begins talking in a very squeaky voice, "Bad things showed up at river! Killin my clan and saying we go to war or we die. Send few warriors to fight them. Warriors get eaten. Try to ignore it. Guards get eaten. Not want to go fight, so come here to get help, else force to join war. Not like war... Well, not like losing side of war. You come, yes? Make with killing bad things?"

 

Norii cant deside if staying close to Thistle is good or bad for her health. On the plus side she stays alive on dangerous missions because the Barbarian makes things much less alive. Though if she wasn't hanging close though she would never get picked to go on these missions in the first place. Learning it isn't worth arguing the young Sorcerous chills on her seat leg crossed. Glancing up to Thistle for a moment before looking back the Kolbold. "What happens if we encounter recruted members of your Clan in the fight, we might not be able to help .... dispatching them. Is that ok?"

 

"What is it?" Thistle keeps asking Norii in her version of a hushed whisper. Which gets slightly louder each time she has to ask it. "I am Theestle and will kill anythink I wish-- but first I am most curious; What is tiny squeeakink think I hear?"

 

Thistle puts her hands on her hips, scowling. "It had better not be leetle rat person. I am not havink with talkink rats."

 

<OOC> Norii says, "Dont they look scaly? XD"

<OOC> Thistle is blind xD

<OOC> Thistle says, "And she has FEELINGS about Goblins."

<OOC> Thistle says, "Which she believes are talking rats."

<OOC> Thistle says, "They sprayed us with perfume."

 

The kobold looks at Norii, shaking his head at her. "Oh no. Clan not join it. Plus, we know army people come help. You show up, we run. Good at running. Very fast. If some join bad things, they not clan anymore, so it okay." He looks and peers up at Thistle, sniffing at her, getting close to her face. "Not rat thing. Kobold! Much better than rat. Rat not people. Rat go on stick and serve with peppers. Tasty rats."

 

Thistle hears sniffing. And very decidedly, leans down, putting her face right near the Kobold's sharp little snout. This is not a wise thing to do, but she is squinting very hard. Thistle does not want to work with the perfume sprayers. That was quite possibly the worst thing to have happened to her since leaving home, and she is not about to forget it any time soon.

 

"Kobold?" She muses, squinting. Then sniffs and straightens abruptly, grinning. "Das, this is most excellent use for them." Having determined that the Kobold is not, in fact, a 'rat person', she nods pleasantly to Norii, quite pleased. This has her stamp of approval!

 

Wide toothy grin Norii can't help but snicker. Hands going over her face after half a moment trying to regain a bit of composer "Kobold, its a Kobold." Placing a hand on its head as if to tossle the fur it doesn't have and crouching "A cute one at that. Are we keeping him for a mascot Sir?" wide toothy grin as wide as ever, giving it a hug, even if it objects and standing. "I think this should be fine. Where are we going?"

 

<OOC> Norii will get the 'Can I keep him' achievement on some monster in this game some day :P

<OOC> Thistle xD

 

The captain lets out a huff and shakes his head, "No, you cannot keep the kobold. He will show you where to go. Think his camp is located farther down the washing stream, maybe two days. We got a wagon ready to drop you off a half-days journey from the location and from there, the kobold will show you where to go." He gives the kobold a disgusted look and waves you away. Seems he does not trust the kobold much at all. He is, after all, a kobold.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Want to fast forward to post-wagon travels? Also, do you want to buy any supplies before heading out?"

<OOC> Norii will barrow a Crossbow and Bolts from some poor Soldier>.>

<OOC> Heldesteth okies. Thistle?

<OOC> Thistle is fine. o:

<OOC> Thistle says, "Though I need to buy my spear."

<OOC> Thistle keeps forgetting.

<OOC> Heldesteth noddles. XD

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "We can assume you have it, for now :)"

<OOC> Heldesteth emits post-wagon stuff

 

The trip on the wagon is pretty much uneventful, aside from the constant yapping and yipping of the kobold, whom you learn is called Ticky-ticky, named after eating a gadget of some kind off of a cooked gnome. He tells of his great clan, which prefers to not deal with the other races, prefering to live off of the land. Things like hunting wild animals, like boar or gnome. After the wagon drops you off, the soldier driving it seems relieved to be rid of the kobold and you are stuck in a rocky area with a stream to follow. "Bad things hunt near river up ahead. Rocky area! Very sneaky! Be careful or bad things eat you! Bet taste good, too. You looks soft and yummy," he says with a nod and points in the direction he believes the creatures reside.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "It is currently late evening, getting close to sunset."

 

"Awwwww no fun!" Norii insists considering just picking up the little guy and taking it with her. "Lead the way little dude." With that she barrows a Crossbow from a soldier and heads out. The young Sorcerous is very chatty with the Kobold, thinking it right cute for thinking gnome is an animal. Though they are not too far off. Determined to keep it as a pet or mascot. "Bad things? Like what?" glancing about, "Keep a look out Th- er I mean ... ear listen close for moment."

 

"Theestle is delicious," Thistle answers idylly, not really paying much attention as she watches the watercolour of sunset through her nearly blind eyes. when they come to a stop and are obliged to disembark, she wakes up a little, shaking her head. "But very chewy." She turns her face back over her shoulder toward Norii. And nods, walking along with her spear like a walking stick.

 

The kobold shudders a little bit, "Bad things. Ugly dog things. We call them... Fugglies... And the other bad thing that makes war... He is fat, ugly, and smelly. Also very bad tasting. Tuk-Luk say so right before getting eaten by it. He was good kobold. Always left best part of food for Ticky-ticky... We call dat bad thing... King Stinky." He leads the pair farther down stream, the area becoming slightly more rocky. To the right of their location, one can see a small cave in the distance. Likely where the kobold came from. However...

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Listen and spot checks! :D"

GAME: Thistle rolls listen: (8)+6: 14

GAME: Norii rolls Listen: (6)+1: 7

GAME: Norii rolls Spot: (11)+1: 12

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+7: (5)+7: 12

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+7: (3)+7: 10

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+7: (9)+7: 16

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+9: (12)+9: 21

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+7: (12)+7: 19

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+7: (4)+7: 11

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "One of them has sucked his sneaky XD"

<OOC> Norii says, "ha!"

<OOC> Norii says, "we win >:D"

<OOC> Thistle fistpump!

 

Thistle grips her spear and levels it with a snap into her other hand, pointing toward the two large boulders. She doesn't say anything, but keeps walking toward those boulders, creeping ahead. Hopefully, this is clear enough body language that Ticky-ticky will beat feet.

 

Norii however tries something else. Trying to get the first strike knowing there are bad things afoot her eyes flash with green fire for a moment as she beckons the hiding thing to come out and say hello. "Its ok no one is going to hurt you." she insists as she imposes her will through her magic upon it.

 

<OOC> Norii tries a Charm Person :O

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Your spell definitely fails XD"

<OOC> Norii says, "aww :<"

<OOC> Thistle says, "Person doesn't really work on monsters XD"

<OOC> Norii will hide for the rest of the combat then XD

<OOC> Thistle says, "That's what Charm Monster is for. XD"

<OOC> Norii says, "thats a level 3 spell :<"

<OOC> Thistle nods sadly. I wants it.

<OOC> Thistle says, "...Oh dear. Brb"

<OOC> Norii says, "it worked on a Gnoll and stuff I was hoping it woudl work on thise"

 

Ticky-ticky notices Thistle's sudden alarm and moves back a bit, hiding behind a boulder away from the pair of adventurers. He isn't a warrior, after all. Just a scout! As Norii speaks to the hidden creature, casting her spell in an attempt to sway it, it quickly becomes obvious that the magic won't work on this creature.

 

Springing out from the rocks, three disturbing creatures prepare to charge at the group. They resemble hairless ape-dogs. Instead of normal mouths, the top of their skulls are open with jagged thorn like teeth. Whatever these things are, the nickname 'Fugglies' certainly is well chosen.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Aaaand +inits!"

Norii rolls initiative: Roll: 3 + Bonus: 4 = Total: 7

You roll initiative for Skulker1: Roll: 18 + Bonus: 2 = Total: 20

You roll initiative for Skulker2: Roll: 18 + Bonus: 2 = Total: 20

You roll initiative for Skulker3: Roll: 11 + Bonus: 2 = Total: 13

Thistle rolls initiative: Roll: 10 + Bonus: 3 = Total: 13

<OOC> Thistle says, "Aaahhah"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Okies! Skulker 1 and 2 first!"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "They charge Thistle!"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+7: (17)+7: 24

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d3: (2): 2

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+7: (4)+7: 11

GAME: Heldesteth damaged Thistle for 2 points. 31 remaining.

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "One hit you, one missed! Your go, Thistle! :D"

<OOC> Thistle says, "I will engage!"

<OOC> Thistle says, "The one that hit me hardest first."

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "okies"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+7: (18)+7: 25

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Hit!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d8+2: (1)+2: 3

<OOC> Thistle will rage next round. Forgot XD

 

A pair of nasty fugglies charge at Thistle, swiping their claws at the small woman. One manages to scrape the woman with its claw, but the other is fended off for the moment. They are yipping hungrily!

 

<OOC> Heldesteth noddles!

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "It seems to be still alive from your mighty 3 damage XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "The third fuggly charges Norii!"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+7: (5)+7: 12

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Boooo, it misses XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "your go, Norii!"

 

"Somethink stinks!" Thistle announces, and it is at that moment that something hits her. She isn't sure what she's looking at, for while it is of course blurry, it is also... extremely ugly. Her lip curls and her blood begins to pound as she brings the spear up and cracks one of the creatures with it upside it's horrible face.

 

The third fuggly charges at Norii, leaving its two comrades to take down the barbarian. After all, Norii smells tasty and it wants first dibs on her flesh. It swings a sharp claw at the woman, btu narrowly misses her. It squeaks out, "Gonna eat you!" In squeaky, snappy Common.

 

Norii backs up cursing in Infernal. Swears always sound much more impressive in demon tongue. "No your aim is awful I think I'll be fine." pulling out her cross bow and aiming it point blank letting the bolt fly loose.

 

GAME: Norii rolls ranged: (13)+5: 18

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "A hit!"

GAME: Norii rolls 1d8: (5): 5

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "It hurts, but survives"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Back to the top! The two creatures all out attack the Thistle!"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (1)+5: 6

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (15)+5: 20

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (3)+5: 8

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (2)+5: 7

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d3: (2): 2

GAME: Heldesteth damaged Thistle for 2 points. 29 remaining.

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Only one hit XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Thistle! Your go :)"

<OOC> Thistle rages

<OOC> Thistle says, "Also my document is not opening."

<OOC> Thistle says, "Super annoyying."

<OOC> Heldesteth patpats :(

<OOC> Thistle says, "It has all my combat stuff on it. Anyhow-- I think 1d20+7 might actually be the raging number c.c;"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+7: (20)+7: 27

 

The pair of fugglies attempt to rend Thistle into pieces, but are largely ineffective. One manages to scrape the barbarian for some damage, but it is more annoying than harmful at this point.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Threat for a crit! :O"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+7: (3)+7: 10

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "No crit tho"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d8+4: (5)+4: 9

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "You killed one!"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Pose your mighty spearing abilities!"

<OOC> Thistle cheers! XD

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "The one attacks Norii again!"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (14)+5: 19

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (20)+5: 25

<OOC> Heldesteth :O

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (12)+5: 17

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "A hit and a crit!"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d3: (3): 3

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 2d3: (4): 4

GAME: Heldesteth damaged Norii for 7 points. 1 remaining.

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Norii! You are very injured, but still up"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "What do you do now :O"

<OOC> Thistle says, "Drink a healing potion oh man xD"

<OOC> Norii oh noes!

<OOC> Norii has not a potion :<

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Then, you must keeeeel it XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Or something XD"

<OOC> Norii says, "backs up and shoots again?"

GAME: Norii rolls ranged: (20)+5: 25

<OOC> Heldesteth :O

GAME: Norii rolls ranged: (20)+5: 25

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Holy"

<OOC> Norii says, "O_O"

<OOC> Norii thinks she killed it XD

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "That is a mega crit XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Roll your damage XD"

GAME: Norii rolls 2d8: (4): 4

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Nope! It lives!"

<OOC> Norii says, "dipressing :<"

<OOC> Heldesteth patpats

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "You and thistle can pose your mighty damages, tho"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Okies then! Fuggly will attack Thistle to avenge its dead brother."

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (7)+5: 12

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (4)+5: 9

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "And it will do the dance of sad"

 

"Get OFF!" Thistle's spear explodes through the back of the Fugglie and she swings it round, slinging it toward the boulders which it had been hiding behind. It hits them with a wet splatter.

 

The fuggly on Norii lashes out with its claws, tearing into Norii's skin and leaving bloody gashes. "You should not have come here, fleshling!" It cackles evilly as it hisses at Norii.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Thistle! you get to attack the fuggly on you"

<OOC> Thistle says, "I keeel heem!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+10: (3)+10: 13

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "You miiiiss XD"

<OOC> Thistle says, "Oh dear XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Norii is gettin clawed at again!"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (8)+5: 13

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (7)+5: 12

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "But it misses!"

<OOC> Heldesteth needs Norii to pose her crossbow hit, then Thistle to pose her miss, then Norii to go again XD

 

Claw going deep into Norii's side she whimpers Lifting her crossbow again. A bolt goes between its eyes, a shot that would have killed most things, but demons not so much. Waving her hands she tries magic. Backing up and letting loose a bolt of magic at it.

 

GAME: Norii rolls 1d4+1: (2)+1: 3

 

Thistle misses the fuggly again, snarling in frustration. "Hold still you ugly-- UGLY THINK!"

 

The fuggly remaining on Thistle lashes out at her ineffectively, now hissing at her in Common, "I think YOU are the ugly one, mortal!"

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "You keeeeeled it, Norii! :O"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Pose your mighty missile of death"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "While the remaining fuggly attacks Thistle"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (15)+5: 20

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+5: (18)+5: 23

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d3: (1): 1

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d3: (1): 1

<OOC> Heldesteth XD

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Its damage is sad panda"

GAME: Heldesteth damaged Thistle for 2 points. 27 remaining.

<OOC> Thistle XD

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Thistle! Your go! KEEEEL IT XD"

<OOC> Thistle says, "JES"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+10: (17)+10: 27

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Hit!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d8+4: (7)+4: 11

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "One shotted D:"

 

The missle strikes the arrow lodged in the demon's head, splitting the arrow it also lodges it in just deep enough to finish it off. Like a Hammer to a nail, slitting its head in two. "You ok Thistle?" her voice is strained as she holds her bloody side.

 

The fuggly launches at Thistle again, this time leaving a pair of small cuts on her arm. Why won't this tiny person just die?! It seems agitated. "Be a good dinner and die!"

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "pose your skewering it!"

<OOC> Norii says, "om nom noms salad :3"

 

Thistle's response is much shorter. Baring her teeth in a feral snarl, she steps back half a pace, then surges forward and shoves her spear though the creature's chest all the way till her shoulder slams into it and sends the creature flying off the weapon once more. Listening for the short and final thud some distance away, she turns round. There's foam at her mouth, and she reaches up after a panting moment to brush her arm across it. "Frghh... Norii?"

 

The side of Norii's dress is shredded, bright red blood trickling down. No vitals seem to be hit though, the blood is simply superficial. "I'm hurt ... but not bad." trying to be though like her companion. "Tick was this all of them or will there be more with the large fat one?"

 

Ticky-ticky peeks up from his hiding spot behind a rock as he hears the sounds of battle quiet down. He scampers over to Thistle and Norii, "You two is very tough! Killed the fugglies! You kill King Stinky now and Clan Lurk sing praises and have big party! Rat on stick for everyone!" He seems to be very optimistic now that the two showed they are quite capable. He looks up at Norii and pauses for a moment. "Not sure... Think this is all of the fugglies. Hard tell. Probably all though. Probably just King Stinky left! Careful though. He is stinky..."

 

<OOC> Norii srks XD, stinky is stinky

<OOC> Heldesteth noddles XD

 

Thistle walks forwad, stepping over the sizzling body of the Fuggly Norii killed. Into her serape one hand goes and out it comes with a small vial twinkling in her fingers. "Drink this," she says.

 

GAME: Thistle used a Potion of Cure Light Wounds.

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Roll yer healins"

 

Norii nods not arguing and drinks it down.

 

GAME: Norii rolls 1d8+1: (6)+1: 7

<OOC> Norii healed!

GAME: Heldesteth damaged Norii for -7 points. 8 remaining.

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Huzzah! You might survive this plot yet! :D"

<OOC> Norii will try

<OOC> Thistle XD

<OOC> Thistle says, "How many do you have?"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "So! Do you wish to continue onwards? :)"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "And save Ticky-ticky's clan from the stinky?"

<OOC> Norii says, "Sure :D"

<OOC> Norii says, "Clan Clan? :P"

<OOC> Thistle says, "I am up for it :3"

 

Ticky-ticky leads the pair of adventurers onwards, following the stream further. After about half an hour, the group reaches a large hill with a hole carved into the side for a place to rest. However, the creature inside is not resting now. A pair of deep, red eyes glow in the dimming light as the sun sets out of sight. A deep, rumbling noise is heard and out of the hole steps!... A 4' tall, fat dretch. On his head is a makeshift crown made of bone and he snorts a bit, looking at the group. Their minds are assualted with his voice. 'You come to slay big boss Rxet Greatscum? I will eat you! But if you leave, I not eat you. It is a good deal! I eat you alive otherwise!' Ticky-ticky makes a face at him. "No, you not Rxet! You King Stinky! You smell like old fish out in sun. Bad smell! Stinky stinky!"

 

<OOC> Heldesteth shares a pic of King Stinky http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/Monster2_gallery/127.jpg

<OOC> Norii says, "dretch ew D:"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Stinky dretch, too"

<OOC> Thistle says, "that thing is horribld"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Indeed! You can each get a pose in before the +init begins XD"

You clear initiatives.

Heldesteth has cleared initiatives.

 

Norii covers her noes with a handkerchief the smell giving everyone notice far in advance to the awful thing. "Uuuuugg No I think we need to send you back to what stick hole you came out of." She takes a few steps back trying to raise her crossbow, no way she is going to get anywhere close to that thing. "Eat on this!" Crossbow now level she pulls the trigger

 

Norii rolls initiative: Roll: 9 + Bonus: 4 = Total: 13

 

Thistle raises a brow. Then laughs. She throws her head back and really lets go. "v'Little Kobold is braver than you, old maggot! Do you smell youself? Maybe you will be bigger, van stronger if you stop shitting all over you food and making all of you food puke!"

 

<OOC> Norii says, "ha ha ha XD"

 

Rxet Greatscum snorts again and beats his chest with his hands. His mental battle-screech rings in the ears of all nearby, 'Rxet Greatscum shall gnaw on your bones!'

 

<OOC> Norii <3's thistle XD

You roll initiative for King_Stinky: Roll: 9 + Bonus: -1 = Total: 8

You roll initiative for Ticky-Ticky: Roll: 15 + Bonus: 1 = Total: 16

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "init! XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Prepare to battle Dretch King Rxet Greatscum XD"

Thistle rolls initiative: Roll: 14 + Bonus: 3 = Total: 17

<OOC> Thistle XD

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Thistle! You go first :D"

<OOC> Thistle says, "Yeees xD"

<OOC> Thistle says, "I will charge!"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Okies!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+10: (9)+10: 19

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "A hit!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d8+4: (2)+4: 6

<OOC> Thistle says, "Rage doesn't add to damage does it?"

<OOC> Thistle says, "You just put your strength to the damage and not MW +1?"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "It adds to strength which adds to damage"

<OOC> Thistle okies.

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Ticky-Ticky is up! He fires a sling at it"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls +3: (7)++3: 10

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "But it misses."

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Norii!"

<OOC> Norii says, "hrm ... Magic Missle!"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "fire away!"

GAME: Norii rolls 1d4+1: (3)+1: 4

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Nice!"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "King Stinky's turn! He is most unhappy about magical damage. He is going to stink you"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Make a fort save, Norii"

GAME: Norii rolls fort: (2)+1: 3

<OOC> Heldesteth :O

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "You is hit by the stink."

<OOC> Heldesteth rolls for Ticky-ticky

<OOC> Norii says, "did I make it? :D"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1: (9)+1: 10

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Nope, you and Ticky are stinked XD"

 

Thistle charges up, still laughing. Rocks skitter under her feet as she bounds fearlessly straight up to king Greatscum. She puts her spear in his side. "You would like my friend! Only he is not here. So in his place /I/ will make v'jokes that are funny!" She twists the spear and pulls it back out. "What do you call Hobgoblin with everythink?!"

 

Norii tries to get a good shot at the monster, Thistle's body keeps getting in the way. Instead she lowers her weapon. A bolt of magic lanches from her free hand causing her long red hair to flutter behind her. THe Bolt wizzes just under Thistle's arm and into the beast. Then ... Norii turns a awful shade of green, forgetting to keep the cloth infront on her face.

 

King Stinky snorts at Thistle's attack, seeming barely harmed by the weapon she wields and replying, 'Lunch?' However, his mood darkens as he lets out a mental yelp at the magic missile that hits his chest. He backs up a little from Thistle and grunts loudly before a cloud of very, very, VERRRRY smelly gas erupts around Norii and Ticky-ticky.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Thistle! Your go again XD"

<OOC> Thistle says, "Kill!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+10: (1)+10: 11

<OOC> Thistle says, "No kill! XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "miiiiiisss XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth recommends leaving the smelly cloud of stinky

<OOC> Norii does that

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Okies XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth lets you both pose.

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d4+1 to heldesteth: (1)+1 to heldesteth: 1

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "You will be sick again next round, but better after that :)"

 

Thistle's spear crashes against a stone as she stumbles back from the creature, momentarily losing her balance. She catches herself. "No! It is better joke than that!"

 

Adventuring is not her strong point, her ability to avoid the enemy seems to have been luck till now. Backing up more she starts her retreat trying to escape that awful smell!

 

Ticky-ticky flees behind a boulder, the terrible smell too much for the poor kobold.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "King Stinky attacks Thistle! :O"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+6: (4)+6: 10

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+6: (11)+6: 17

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+4: (1)+4: 5

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "One hit I think!"

<OOC> Thistle says, "Yes!"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d6+2: (1)+2: 3

GAME: Heldesteth damaged Thistle for 3 points. 24 remaining.

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "He wuss-slaps you, apparently XD"

<OOC> Thistle XD

 

King Stinky grunts at Thistle, swinging his large hands at the woman and hitting her in the shoulder with them. 'I have better joke. What is tasty and black and blue all over?'

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Thistle! your turn :D"

<OOC> Norii wishes she was better at quipping >.<

<OOC> Heldesteth patpats

<OOC> Thistle says, "Kill!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+10: (12)+10: 22

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "hit!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d8+4: (5)+4: 9

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "He is unhappy with you. You made him sad :("

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Ticky-ticky is busy being sick. Norii, you are sick still as well. Do you want to do anything? Yuo have a move action :)"

<OOC> Norii says, "Can I start casting a spell finish with next turn's move acation and fire another with my standard?"

 

"Blueberries!" Thistle screams at him, thrusting the spear into his belly. It twists about and she pulls back as hard as she can to do more damage. "I have had one! In v'TART!" Noisome blood splashes out at the blind girl and she laughs at her own (really not that funny) joke. This is why, generally speaking, she is the quiet one in Team Awesome.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth headshakes.

<OOC> Thistle says, "Do you get to make fort saves?"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Nope. Once you fail, you are sick for a few turns :("

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "though this is her last turn being sick"

<OOC> Norii says, "will just chill then XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Okies XD"

<OOC> Thistle xD

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "King Stinky shall attack Thistle for wounding him so!"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+6: (11)+6: 17

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+6: (14)+6: 20

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+4: (14)+4: 18

<OOC> Thistle says, "Oh dear XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "He hits alot!"

<OOC> Thistle says, "All three hit."

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d6+2: (1)+2: 3

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d6+2: (6)+2: 8

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d4: (1): 1

GAME: Heldesteth damaged Thistle for 12 points. 12 remaining.

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Lots of damage that time :O"

<OOC> Thistle XD

 

Norii holds back trying to catch her breath wishing she could be fighting as hard as Thistle is, but all she can manage is trying not to barf. "Damn demon thing!" she curses in Infernal yet again.

 

King Stinky grunts as he is stabbed, this one hurting a bit more than the other time. 'You ruin joke! I am gonna smash you to pieces!' His fists slams into the top of her head and the other whips up in an uppercut. He then leans forward and bites Thistle on the shoulder, drawing a little blood there. He is most irrate.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Thistle! Your turn! :O"

<OOC> Thistle says, "KEEEELL"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+10: (13)+10: 23

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Hit!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d8+4: (3)+4: 7

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Whittling him down! XD"

<OOC> Norii uses a missle of Magic!

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Fire away!"

GAME: Norii rolls 1d4+1: (1)+1: 2

<OOC> Norii says, "roar!"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "He hates your magic so much XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Pose your awesome while I roll Ticky-ticky's attempt to hurt it."

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+3: (9)+3: 12

 

Still a bit sick she tries to fire another missile. The magic is weak though unfocused by the sinkness still in her system. "Heh you talk too much Stink thing." the one thing she does pick up on is how much her magic seems to frustrate him even more so than Thistles blade.

 

Thistle screams through gritted teeth as King Stinky's teeth sink into her neck and shoulder, eyes squeezing shut. Then they snap open, and the little barbarian with one hand shoves her fingers into it's eyes. "ONLY HALF DEAD!" She howls, and brings the spear up with the other, snarling and spitting in the grip of a white rage. "DO BETTER!!"

 

Ticky-Ticky returns again with his spear in hand this time, charging the demon and thrusting it at it ineffectively. It seems Ticky-ticky is not really a threat to the being without getting an insanely lucky hit in a vital area. Not likely.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Stinky shall assault Thistle again!"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+6: (10)+6: 16

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+6: (9)+6: 15

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d20+4: (10)+4: 14

<OOC> Thistle says, "16 is my AC"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "One hit!"

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 1d6+2: (3)+2: 5

GAME: Heldesteth damaged Thistle for 5 points. 7 remaining.

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "You are still up, despite his angry fists XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "And your go!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+10: (20)+10: 30

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+10: (5)+10: 15

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d8+4: (2)+4: 6

<OOC> Heldesteth :O

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "That is a crit, actually"

<OOC> Thistle says, "It could've-- It IS? :D :D :D"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "yes XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "roll twice more for damage XD"

<OOC> Thistle says, "So--eeheeheehee"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d8+4: (8)+4: 12

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d8+4: (3)+4: 7

 

King Stinky grunts again at the barbarian and the sorceress. 'RAAAAAGE! I'm gonna shred ya!' He punches Thistle right in the face this time, ignoring the kobold.

 

<OOC> Heldesteth maths XD

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Kidding. He got fucked XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "even with his DR 5... that would be 20 damage XD"

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Pose your sending him back to the Abyss to be whipped by some angry demon lord XD"

<OOC> Norii gets the Cold Iron whip

 

Thistle's head snaps back, sending her white hair flying up about her face. When it comes back, a smile of pure delight has spread across her pale face, streaked though it is by her own blood. "BETTER!" She exults. Sinking utterly now into the euphoric rush of the Rage, Thistle laughs, and rips the spear up though its chest cavity and up through it's skull, splittling the creature in half and splattering its stinking innards in every direction, showering herself in red and noxious fluids.

 

<OOC> Thistle is icky XD

<OOC> Heldesteth XD

<OOC> Heldesteth was worried for a sec! He was only half-dead XD

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Before that crit, at least"

<OOC> Norii thought he smelled bad on the outside o_o

 

Breathing hard, Thistle shakes her head, sending gobbets of the creature flying from her face and hair. It's still gushing like a fountain. She grins. "Tell zhem, Aza'ni sends you!" In a minute, she is going to feel the wound left by its teeth. But right now, she feels GREAT.

 

<OOC> Thistle totally has that for her name still in her bg story XD

<OOC> Thistle says, "Anyway, I needs to afk real quick"

<OOC> Thistle returns with snacks.

 

King Stinky lets out a mind-piercing squeel of pain that is like the terrible screeching noise of a soul being pulled down into the abyss, complete with nails tearing down a chalkboard. However, it ends abruptly as his skull is split and collapses in two pieces. Ticky-Ticky jumps up and down rapidly, "Killed Stinky! Verrrry good! Clan Lurk safe now! You two is heroes! I has gift incase you succeeded!" He reaches into his pockets and offers some rat-jerky and cookies to the pair. Hey, it is all he gots! He then reaches down and takes the bone crown, offering it to the pair of adventurers. "Proof of deed! Take back to camp with you! Tell big boss man that Clan Lurk no enter silly people war now!"

 

<OOC> Thistle nudges Norii :3

 

Norii gives a concerned look to Thistle's wounds, wishing she handn't taken her potion. "Er- thanks Ticky." taking the meager but special gifts. "Here Thistle you should take the crown ... you did a whole lot more than I did." Ripping the bottom off her skirt to wrap up her friend's wound to try and keep it form getting infected. "Thanks for your gifts Ticky but I think I need to get to Thistle to a Human medic."

 

"Reh..? Medic but...." Thistle blinks, then blinks rather more sharply at the bandaging going on. "Oh. Oh! Ow!"

 

<OOC> Thistle is tired in the brain. That was really fun! :D

 

Ticky-Ticky looks at the wounds and then nods excitedly, "Yes yes! Go back to camp! Ticky-ticky will go to clan. Tell clan of Thistle Brute-Beater and Norii Big Blaster!" He yelps happily and dashes off back to his home.

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