Serene does not have her page up. :) This will work until she does.

You say, "There are crazy people here."

You say, "Great paladin, you must protect me! :("

Serene says, "This is what you do."

Serene says, "Step 1: Draw your weapon."

Darshan listens gravely.

Serene says, "Step 3: Proudly survey the corpses."

You say, "Ack! But what is step two? :("

You say, "Great paladin, please tell me!"

Serene says, "I am afraid that I must leave the details of that to you."

Darshan nods gravely. "I think I understand at last. Thank you for your teachings, master." *bows*

Yoshitora says, "Slash Sandy's clothing to ribbons, leaving her nude for all to see."

Yoshitora says, "If that doesn't kill everyone I donno what will."

Serene says, "Yoshitora is wise."

You say, "Alas. I am not that brave! Daeus, I have failed you!"

You say, "Clearly, Daeus has set forth before us all a holy mission to slash Sandy's clothing. :("

You say, "Serene, as eldest, the task falls to you. :("

Yoshitora says, "Excuse me while I dig out my eyes and set them on fire."

Serene is not afraid. "However.. I do have urgent business in Charn."

Darshan ah's. Well, I am sure Daeus is patient. :(

You say, "Great and mighty paladin!"

You say, "I need some advice on hobgoblin smiting. :("

Boshter !!

You say, "He's a hobgoblin. :("

You say, "He needs smited. :("

Serene says, "Step One: Find the Hobgoblins. Step Three: Utter a quick prayer after sending them on their way to wherever they go after you dismember them."

Boshter !!!

You say, "But mighty paladin, what is Step Two? :("

Serene says, "I keep trying to type it in, but the internet is censoring out the violence."

Darshan nods sagely, and will consider your words!

You say, "Thank you, great paladin! And may many hobgoblins be smited in your honor!"

Neynos says, "Whatcha gonna do with them Hobgoblins? :("

You say, "That is Step Four."

You say, "It is classified."