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Bakery of Horror

Page history last edited by Myrrh 13 years, 5 months ago

Run by: Thistle

Players: Ahmazi (lvl 2 Barbarian) Norii (lvl 2 Sorcerer) Heldesteth (lvl 3 Cleric)

Death_NO

 

         The Bloodgunni have fallen! Solumnus is free!
         Dancing fills the streets as soldiers and civilians alike erupt into the late afternoon, filled with joy. Windows on every level of many streets are filled with shouting and waving men and women who throw torn and crumpled sheets of Kinnevack's propoganda and warrants out like confetti. Soon the air is thick as snow with fluttering, twinkling bits of paper and, more morbidly, scraps of Protectorate uniforms. Ale and wine flows like water to the Myrrish forces and the freed people of the city. It's a party like nothing the people've known in the long, dark year of occupation.
         But not everyone's able to drink and party without a care in the world. Not all of the Bloodgunni forces are accounted for, and around the stabler center of the city where the celebration roars like a living being of life and exhileration, streets and alleys are being scouted through by less fortunate Irregulars and Soldiers.
         You lucky sods! This is your fate for tonight. Maybe if you're quick enough with getting this street cleared, you can get back to the main square of the riotous government district to get some of that ale. The sound of the partying reaches you even here, but it is a ghostly sort of thing, just catching the edges of your hearing between sudden, wild bursts of shouting and rifle fire from surrounding streets.



        Lucky sod indeed! Heldesteth snorts a little bit, hefting his impressively sharp scythe with one arm, resting the thing on his shoulder. "Oh yeah, why not send the cleric of DEATH to scout around. No no no, it wasn't bad enough he had to be on healer tent duty earlier... No, of course, he could have nothing better to do... Stupid son bitches." He grumbles a bit. It isn't that he wouldn't mind slaying some enemies, merely that he doesn't think he will find something to kill... And he hasn't had a drink since this freakin thing started.

         She had to complain about not getting a chance to help in the assault to take the city. Norii sighs as she kicks some refuse out of her way and rattling down the street. Stolen crossbow in hand she holds it ready to pin some poor Bloodgunni's head to the wall. Glancing between the irregulars she got sent with, "They thought you know ... make sure they are all dead." Norii smiles up at Hel somehow not feeling so bad, misery is always better when there is company.

         Ahmazi doesnt seem to bothered to be missing the party, then again hes probably never been part of one so doesnt know what hes missing. Greatsword idly resting across his shoulders he wanders about waiting for trouble. He would rather be in the woods but looking for people is kind of like hunting right? So why not, its something he knows and maybe these things called cities wont be too bad after all.

<OOC> Thistle says, "So! You guys are scouting along this street. You know there's some fellas in the streets on either side."
<OOC> Thistle says, "Roll me some spots and listens please. :3"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls spot: (7)+4: 11
GAME: Heldesteth rolls listen: (13)+4: 17
GAME: Ahmazi rolls spot: (19)+3: 22
GAME: Ahmazi rolls listen: (18)+9: 27
GAME: Norii rolls spot: (6)+1: 7
GAME: Norii rolls listen: (6)+1: 7
<OOC> Thistle says, "Norii, you hear nozink. XD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Also see nozink."
<OOC> Thistle emits


Along down the street, there is one window that looks... rather clean. In fact, that is not the only thing that's remarkable about this shop front, for as you grow closer, one can just espy something even more compelling. Baskets of breads and rolls of various assortments border the large glass shopfront windows, with pies and cakes and tarts in promonent view. There's a smell wafting out of baking bread.

<OOC> Thistle says, "You do see that, Norii XD"

You paged (Heldesteth, Ahmazi) with 'You two hear scuffling inside.'
You paged (Heldesteth, Ahmazi) with 'And you see that the door is slowly swinging shut, as if someone had just ducked inside.'
You paged (Heldesteth, Ahmazi) with 'Like, swinging loosely.'


        Heldesteth stares at a door for a moment. "You two see or hear that?" He whispers lightly to them. He nudges his head at the door. "Gonna check it out. Watch my back and don't be afraid to cut something down..." He moves to the door slowly. "Probably just a citizen but..." He moves towards the door, opening it if he is not stopped from doing so.

         Norii sniffs at the air, far too miffed that she is here an not at the party to even notice her surroundings. "You guys smell that ... its like pie ..." sniffing again she perks up only to get more depressed. "They must have pie at the party and were missing out!"


Heldesteth looks at Norii. "I'll bake you a pie... A pie of DEATH!" He grins a bit, amused.

         Norii looks horrified for a moment, "That would taste awful!"

        Heldesteth shrugs, "It's bitter-sweet."


         Ahmazi sighs and nods to Helde "Sure did, you think they would set a less obvious trap..." he eyes the others "Lets set it then!" gripping his sword firmly he looks to the others "And then we can eat all the stuff... if they havnt poisoned it!"


         Inside the shop is dark. All the lamps are cold, but through the window comes golden light from the low sun slanting into the fine interior of the quite well-to-do bakery.

         One thing is very clear. A tin mixing bowl is spinning loudly to a stop on the floor as if someone's just dropped it. Flour has exploded out from it where it fell, and little gobliny footprints can be seen tracking through it toward a door in the back of the front room. The door has just shut with a quiet, but not quiet enough -click!-.




        Heldesteth sighs a bit. He hates it when things run. It delays the inevitable. He moves towards the door, snorting once as he looks about the place. He pauses for a moment. The door is likely locked... Its time for the boot. He swiftly kicks the door as hard as he can, hoping to open he thing in one swift kick.



Glass counters display every baked delicacy one can imagine. A large, traditional pie features a pastry fish rendered on it's top, garnished with savoury herbs. Shelves of attractively decorated cakes and books stand against the walls. The register counter shows off brightly coloured cupcakes and little tarts made with miraculously fresh looking strawberries and blueberries and bottles of quince jams sit next to gently wafting scones.


<OOC> Thistle says, "So Helde is gonna kick the door open? What is everyone else doing?"

         Norii looks shocked as she finally notices the shop stepping in after the halfling. Stepping carefully and speaking hushed as if they where the ones sneaking around. "You think its poisoned?" glancing at all the dilectables trying hard not to just pick one up and start eating it. "But ... they have tarts ... made with berries not even preserves..." reaching out toward one as if hypnotized.

"We promise not to hurt you!.... much." the last part he whispers under his breath as he explores the room, poking his finger in some frosting not caring what marks Ahmazi leaves on the cakes.


Thistle has cleared initiatives.
<OOC> Thistle says, "Okay! Everybody +init! :)"
Norii rolls initiative: Roll: 10 + Bonus: 4 = Total: 14
Ahmazi rolls initiative: Roll: 18 + Bonus: 7 = Total: 25
You roll initiative for C: Roll: 5 + Bonus: 2 = Total: 7
You roll initiative for M: Roll: 12 + Bonus: 1 = Total: 13

Heldesteth rolls initiative: Roll: 4 + Bonus: 1 = Total: 5
<OOC> Thistle says, "Roll strength for me HeldE?"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls strength: (14)+4: 18


         As if woken by the resounding THUD of Heldesteth's considerable boot upon the fine oak door of the bakery's back room. something rustles. It rustles loudly.
         In the settling dust, things start to -move-.

<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Does the door budge? XD"


         With a line scored in it's thick frosting, the cake that Ahmazi carelessly defaced shifts on it's stand and, horrifyingly, rises up into the air! Little sugar flowers fall off of it as it shakes itself in the air, sending decorations flying, and zooms toward the halfling! Likewise, cookies and muffins and tarts and rolls all loft up into the air, some of them beating at glass display cases, other flying free of encumberance to buzz about the three Irregulars, dropping crumbs and making a noise like very fat bees.

<OOC> Thistle says, "You totally put your foot through one of the panels."
<OOC> Thistle says, "Ahmazi! That carrot cake is giving you the eye!"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Are you going to take that from a lousy vegetable-sullied baked good?"

         Ahmazi stares the cake down, if one could do such a thing and holds his sword up. No cake will threaten Ahmazi! For he is the mighty destroyer of baked goods! The anhilator of frosting! And the devourer of all things sweet and deliscious! Usually he fights these foes witha fork but his sword will do in a pinch! Stepping towards it he attempts to cut a slice for everyone!


GAME: Ahmazi rolls melee+1: (20)+6+1: 27
<OOC> Ahmazi says, "Ha!"
GAME: Ahmazi rolls melee+1: (5)+6+1: 12
<OOC> Thistle says, "Alas xD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Damage! :3"
GAME: Ahmazi rolls 1d10+5: (3)+5: 8
<OOC> Thistle says, "You cut off a serious chunk of that cake."
<OOC> Thistle says, "Unfortunately this just makes it ANGRIER!"
<OOC> Ahmazi will not be out angered!
<OOC> Thistle says, "Norii! Everything in the shop is coming to life."

         Ahmazi lops a chunk of cake off the attacking confection but alas it keeps coming. If only he had a fork!

<OOC> Norii has no area effects ... can't charm cakes either ... can I try and eat things? XD
<OOC> Thistle says, "Yes! XD"
<OOC> Norii says, "what do I roll for eating? XD"
GAME: Norii rolls 1d20: (2): 2
<OOC> Thistle says, "Yeah xD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Okay! BAKED GOODS TURN!".
<OOC> Thistle says, "The cake tries to engulf Ahmazi's head."

         Norii reaches for the tarts only to have them run away! "Hey come back!" one seems to bite at her outstreached hand and she reciols. "Possed bake goods!"

GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (14)+1: 15
<OOC> Thistle says, "Two Savoury Pies go to threaten Helde."
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (9)+1: 10
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (8)+1: 9
<OOC> Thistle says, "They are the worst zombies possible. XD"
<OOC> Heldesteth XD
<OOC> Thistle says, "Norii is threatened by a tart and two cookies."
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (2)+1: 3
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (6)+1: 7
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (18)+1: 19
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d3-1: (2)+-1: 1
<OOC> Norii says, "has to head home quick guys"
<OOC> Norii will be back in 10 kay? :)
<OOC> Thistle says, "Okay!"
Norii has disconnected.
<OOC> Thistle says, "In the meanwhile, the other three tarts will attack Helde because he's at the door. XD"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (1)+1: 2
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (15)+1: 16
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (7)+1: 8
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "That's right, screw you tarts XD"
<OOC> Thistle XD
<OOC> Thistle says, "Helde is not that kind of cleric!"
<OOC> Heldesteth XD
<OOC> Thistle says, "Your turn Helde!"
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "I shall cut a mighty swathe from the pie with my scythe!"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (3)+8: 11
<OOC> Thistle says, "Ahmazi!"
<OOC> Ahmazi says, "Suffer my swordy wrath!"
GAME: Ahmazi rolls melee+1: (13)+6+1: 20
<OOC> Thistle says, "Hit XD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Okay! Damage!"
GAME: Ahmazi rolls 1d10+5: (8)+5: 13
<OOC> Thistle says, "It's now Carrot KO"

It cuts! It slices! Ahmazi's sword, it renders cake ready to consume!

GAME: Thistle damaged Norii for 1 points. 7 remaining.
<OOC> Thistle says, "Since Norii is gone, we'll do her turn when she gets back"
<OOC> Thistle says, "The other pies/cakes attack! The first on Ahmazi, the other two on Helde"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (9)+1: 10
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (2)+1: 3
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (11)+1: 12
<OOC> Thistle says, "Three now on Helde, three on Ahmazi in that order"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (1)+1: 2
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (17)+1: 18
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (11)+1: 12
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (9)+1: 10
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (8)+1: 9
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (2)+1: 3
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Oh, you cheeky baked good!"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d3-1: (3)+-1: 2
<OOC> Thistle says, "One of those tarts takes a bite out of Helde."
<OOC> Thistle says, "We should prolly wait now for Norii since it'd be that go."
<OOC> Heldesteth nod
GAME: Thistle damaged Heldesteth for 2 points. 25 remaining.

Norii has connected.

<OOC> Thistle waves :)
<OOC> Thistle says, "Your turn!"
<OOC> Norii returns with more weapons!
<OOC> Thistle says, "There are 3 cookies/tarts! They are very fresh."
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Poppin fresh"
<OOC> Norii maggic missles then
<OOC> Thistle says, "Okay!"
GAME: Norii rolls 1d4+1: (2)+1: 3
<OOC> Thistle says, "You totally end a cookie."
<OOC> Thistle says, "The other two attack!"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (12)+1: 13
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (11)+1: 12
<OOC> Thistle says, "Helde!"
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "I shall attack the tart that hit me! XD"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (14)+8: 22
GAME: Heldesteth rolls 2d4+6: (6)+6: 12
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "I activate cleave and attack a pie with it!"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Awesome!"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (9)+8: 17
<OOC> Thistle says, "You also destroy pie."
<OOC> Thistle says, "Bits of liver go flying."
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Yay XD"
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "...! *eats it*"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Now Ahmazi! XD"
<OOC> Ahmazi swings away!
<OOC> Ahmazi says, "one moe cake left on me right?"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Right."
GAME: Ahmazi rolls melee+1: (13)+6+1: 20
GAME: Ahmazi rolls 1d10+5: (9)+5: 14
<OOC> Thistle says, "You kill it. XD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Okay, tinit got mixed up a little, so for my less confuse, Norii! XD"

        Heldesteth cuts a tart and a pie into pieces, looking about him. "The fuck?! THIS ISN'T KILLING THINGS! I'M PRETTY FUCKING PI-" A piece of liver-pie lands in his mouth, stopping him mid-angry-talk.

<OOC> Norii launches another antitart missle!
GAME: Norii rolls 1d4+1: (3)+1: 4
<OOC> Thistle says, "Ded!"
<OOC> Thistle says, "The two pies on Helde are horrified. That asshole just ate frank!"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (10)+1: 11
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (5)+1: 6
<OOC> Thistle says, "Unfortunately they're pies."
<OOC> Thistle says, "The cookies/tarts/rolls attack."
<OOC> Thistle says, "Two on Ahmazi, One on Norii, three on Helde"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (16)+1: 17
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (8)+1: 9
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (19)+1: 20
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (7)+1: 8
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (2)+1: 3
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (14)+1: 15

         Norii has had enough of confectionary getting tart with her and lets loose her magic in missle form! One after another tarts explode in a mess of jam not unlike spilling guts. Finger whipping strawberry from her cheek and licks her finger clean.


<OOC> Thistle says, "That one hits you, Norii."
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d3-1: (2)+-1: 1
<OOC> Norii wounded by food!
<OOC> Thistle says, "Helde!"
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "I shall attack the other two pies XD"
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Well, first one..."
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (7)+8: 15
<OOC> Thistle says, "Hit!"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls 2d4+6: (5)+6: 11
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "I shall c-c-c-cleave into the other if that kills it! XD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "It does! XD"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (15)+8: 23
GAME: Heldesteth rolls 2d4+6: (4)+6: 10
<OOC> Thistle says, "Super dead"
<OOC> Thistle says, "To refresh! Currently on Norii are two cookies"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Ahmazi: 2 cookies"

        Heldesteth cuts through two more pies, swallowing down the piece of liver pie in his mouth. "Your deliciousness shall not save you! I'm gonna send you all to baked HELL!"


<OOC> Thistle says, "Helde: Still three"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Ahmazi!"


         Ahmazi's mighty sword is not daughnted by these cookies, he will make there very worlds crumble around them!


<OOC> Ahmazi says, "attackin a cookie"
GAME: Ahmazi rolls melee+1: (10)+6+1: 17
<OOC> Thistle says, "Hit!"
GAME: Ahmazi rolls 1d10+5: (6)+5: 11
<OOC> Thistle says, "That is how the cookie crumbles."
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Oh ho ho! XD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Norii! XD"
<OOC> Norii says, "has too cookies on her?"
<OOC> Norii says, "will try and eat one this time"
GAME: Norii rolls 1d20: (9): 9
<OOC> Norii fails to get fed XD
<OOC> Thistle says, "Confections!"
<OOC> Thistle says, "The 2 cookies on Norii, then the 1 on Ahmazi, then the three on Helde"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (15)+1: 16
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (11)+1: 12
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (17)+1: 18
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (4)+1: 5
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (2)+1: 3
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (15)+1: 16
<OOC> Ahmazi says, "Arg a bit on me!"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Om nom nom nom"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d3-1: (2)+-1: 1
<OOC> Thistle says, "It nibbles your tender, stinky hide."
GAME: Thistle damaged Ahmazi for 1 points. 21 remaining.
<OOC> Thistle says, "Helde!"
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "I shall kill ye baked goods!"
<OOC> Norii says, "got hit once too"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Ap! Thank you for telling me XD"
GAME: Thistle damaged Norii for 1 points. 6 remaining.
<OOC> Thistle says, "Er-- out of order that"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d3-1: (2)+-1: 1
<OOC> Thistle says, "Roll!"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (11)+8: 19
<OOC> Thistle says, "Damage!"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls 2d4+6: (5)+6: 11
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Cleeeeeeave XD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Okay! XD"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (18)+8: 26
GAME: Heldesteth rolls 2d4+6: (5)+6: 11
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "DEATH! DEEEEAAAATH XD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "You now have one sobbing cookie on you."
<OOC> Thistle says, "Ahmazi! You have... 1 cookie threatening your life."
<OOC> Thistle says, "It is a very cheeky cookie."
<OOC> Ahmazi will destroy it!
GAME: Ahmazi rolls melee+1: (1)+6+1: 8
<OOC> Ahmazi says, "damnit"

        Heldesteth begins slaying all the cookies around him, angry at the freaking baked goods. "Stupid freaking cookies are staRTING TO PISS ME OFF! DAMNIT!"


<OOC> Thistle XD
<OOC> Thistle says, "You miss that tricksy cookie. Norii! You have Two cookies!"
GAME: Norii rolls 1d20: (4): 4
<OOC> Norii says, "Nom nom noms"
<OOC> Thistle says, "The cookies do not approve."
<OOC> Thistle says, "The two on Norii try to avenge their fallen comrades! And then the one on Ahmazi does!"
<OOC> Thistle says, "And then the last one on Helde (I don't know WHY I have a red pen)"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (12)+1: 13
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (8)+1: 9
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (14)+1: 15
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (16)+1: 17
<OOC> Heldesteth :|
<OOC> Ahmazi says, "None would hit me!"
<OOC> Thistle says, "..Did I mess something up?"
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "No, they hit me XD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "This is my first time running so many 'monsters' at once, so I appreciate you guys bein' so patient XD"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d3-1: (2)+-1: 1
GAME: Thistle damaged Heldesteth for 1 points. 24 remaining.
<OOC> Thistle says, "Helde! ONE COOKIE LEFT"
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "I SHALL KEEEEL EEEEET!"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (15)+8: 23
<OOC> Thistle says, "Also you are concievably in range of the ones on either Norii or Ahmazi"
<OOC> Thistle says, "That goes for everyone, it's not a big enough room to be really spread out."

         Norii doesn't want to burn through all her magic and starts trying to take bites out of the enemy tarts! But they are triksy treats and continue to avoid her hungry reach! "Get in my tummy you ... you ..." she curses under her breath with her silver tongue she can never seem to quip very well.

GAME: Heldesteth rolls 2d4+6: (5)+6: 11
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "So, close enough to cleave one on Norii? :O"
<OOC> Thistle mourns. Yes.
<OOC> Heldesteth does so!
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (20)+8: 28
<OOC> Heldesteth :O
<OOC> Thistle says, "Killed!"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (20)+8: 28
<OOC> Heldesteth :O!!!!
GAME: Heldesteth rolls 8d4+24: (17)+24: 41
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "EAT IIIIIT XD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "Ahmazi!"
<OOC> Thistle says, "One left on you. One left on Norii"

        Heldesteth kills the cookie on him before turning to the one on Norii. "FUCK YOU, COOKIE!" He slices the thing so hard it literally turns into mist... Which then combusts in a poof from friction.


<OOC> Ahmazi fite!
GAME: Ahmazi rolls melee+1: (10)+6+1: 17
<OOC> Thistle says, "Daamaaage"
GAME: Ahmazi rolls 1d10+5: (6)+5: 11
<OOC> Thistle says, "You end that cookie's brief, bittersweet time on this earth."
<OOC> Thistle says, "Norii!"

Ahmazi destroys another cookie and laughs meniacly for no food with threaten him for he is the mighty AHMAZI THE DEVOURER!
 
 
<OOC> Thistle says, "Your turn Norii o:"
<OOC> Thistle says, "There is 1 cookie threatening your life."
<OOC> Thistle says, "It's got its raisins in a bunch."
GAME: Norii rolls 1d20: (10): 10
<OOC> Thistle says, "Nnnope! XD"
GAME: Thistle rolls 1d20+1: (10)+1: 11
<OOC> Thistle says, "Helde!"
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "KILL THE COOKIE!"
GAME: Heldesteth rolls weapon1: (1)+8: 9
<OOC> Heldesteth says, "Failure XD"
<OOC> Thistle says, "The damsel is totally being theatened by the last cookie."
<OOC> Thistle says, "It is the Highlander cookie."
<OOC> Thistle says, "Ahmazi!"
GAME: Ahmazi rolls melee+1: (8)+6+1: 15
<OOC> Thistle says, "Hit! XD"
GAME: Ahmazi rolls 1d10+5: (2)+5: 7
<OOC> Thistle says, "You kill the cookie."
<OOC> Thistle says, "The last cookie."
 
 
 

        Heldesteth look about him at the shattered remains of the baked goods. "Fucking... stupid... cookies! ARGH!" He smashes his scythe into the wall with a thud. "Well, I'd say we are done scouting. Not only do I not get to kill anything, I gotta fight pies? Fuck this! Norii! Ahmazi! Let's go drink a whole keg!"
 
The bakery is in a shambles. Really just utterly destroyed. Display cases are knocked over and there's cake and crumbs and bits of liver and potato just /everywhere/. From the back room which Helde put his foot into comes the sound of a swinging door gently knocking against the lintel over and over again in the wake of someone escaping into the night.


         Ahmazi looks up, cheeks filled with cake, at Helde and nods happily. Whatever he doesnt manage to stuff down his gullet he toss in a bag. It will all break nd crumble up but he hardly seems like he cares!

         Norii's eyes gaze across the cookie carnage. Then with bright eyes sees the one last tart sitting on the stand. "Yay!" she pick it up sniffing it happily. Then with a gurgling laughing noise is spits berry in her face and runs off. "My ... tart ..." her eyes tear up, "Yes ... I need a drink ..."

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